I probably like you too much

So when I first met you, I was probably faced with this dilemma.  

I have a problem with moderation.

 

And if you're reading this, you are probably one of the ones I like too much.  

 I have a problems of extremes.  I seem to become obsessed with things.  

So if I liked you - I probably wanted to do this to you.

 

And because I'm awkward, anytime you feel sad I will want to do this.

 

I often compare my affection for people as an excited Labrador puppy.   I get so excited when I like someone that I will leave my trail of slobber on their pants.  In doing this I am saying in a cute puppy voice, "please love me back, oh please, oh please!"    And if they demonstrate even one ounce of reciprocating eagerness I will I love them so much that I will practically hump their leg in giddy elation.